“Sticks and Stones” – Tease Proof Your Kids in 15 Minutes

“Mom, school is really hard. The teacher tells the kids not to tease me, but they still do it when she’s not watching. I try to ignore it, but they just do it all the more.”

What a hopeless feeling we have when our kids are being rejected or teased by other kids. It is not uncommon at these times to have feelings that include both heartache and rage. We think to ourselves, “Why can’t the school staff protect my child? Don’t they realize that we put our kids in their hands, and therefore, our trust?”

The sad truth is that the more a teacher protects the child who is teased, the more resentful and aggressive the other children become. A teacher who tells kids to be nice to a specific child actually “marks” that youngster and sets him/her up for more intense rejection and ridicule. When it comes to teasing, the only person who can protect your child from teasing is your child. Kids have some sort of built-in sonar that causes them to zero in on certain kids and they can be unmerciful in the torment. Watching this happen can be a gut-wrenching experience for any adult. But the good news is that we can actually help kids become “tease proof.”

Remember that none of this happens at the conscious level. It just happens and appears to be human nature. The trick to “tease proofing” a youngster is giving him/her the SKILLS to be able to handle teasing. Once the child realizes he/she can actually handle the problem, you will see a change in the non-verbal attitude. The other kids will recognize this and start looking for different targets.

Mr. Carey, a wonderful second-grade teacher, “tease proofed” his whole class with the following exercise. He said to the class, “Kids, the reason kids tease other kids is that it makes them feel superior. Now you can let them get away with this or you can use an adult one-liner which I will share with you in a moment. But first of all, we all have to practice the ‘cool look.’”

This teacher had the kids practice standing with their hands in their pockets, rocking back on their heels, and putting a cool grin on their face. He practiced this over and over. Every now and then, he would yell out, “Let’s see your ‘cool look.’” The kids would all jump out of their seats and put on the “look.” Once they had all mastered the “cool look,” he said, “When kids start to tease you, put on your ‘cool look.’ Keep the look going while they tease. As soon as they get through putting you down, use your one-liner.”

The one-liner he taught them is one of the famous one liners from one of my favorite parenting philosophies, “Love and Logic” “Thanks for sharing that with me.” Mr. Carey had the kids practice this, making sure that they kept the “cool look” on while they said the words. Every now and then, when the kids would least expect it, he would yell out, “Let me hear your one-liner!” And the kids would practice saying the words, making sure to grin while they said them.

Once the teacher felt that the class had mastered saying, “Thanks for sharing that with me,” in the appropriate way, he started having them practice jumping up out of their seats, putting on the “cool look,” and saying their one-liner. The next step was for the kids to learn to turn around on the last word and walk away fast without looking back at the teasing child.

Needless to say, they all did their practice until the skill was mastered. They even spent some of their recess time practicing this on the playground. Now that the skill was learned, practiced and mastered, Mr. Mendez could implement his part of the operation. When children came to him to tattle about others teasing them he consistently asked, “Did you let him get by with it or did you use your ‘cool skill’?” In the event that child admitted that he had not used his/her skill, the teacher said,“ How sad that you let him get away with it. Do you suppose you are going to continue to let him get by with it or are you going to use your skill? It’s your choice, but tattling to me is no longer a choice.” Mr. Carey reported in this story that the amount of tattling and complaining reduced almost 90%.

He also proudly tells about one of his students who came to him asking if they had to use the one-liner he taught them, or could they make up their own. This second-grader wanted to demonstrate to the class the one-liner that he used so successfully on the playground. He stood before the class and said, “This other kid on the playground was teasing me saying I had the skinniest arms in the whole school. I put on my ‘cool look.’ I grinned and said, ‘Bummer, I thought I was cool, man.’ I walked away before he could figure out what to say. Man, I blew his mind!” All the kids clapped for this skillful second-grader, and the teacher beamed with pride as he thought to himself, “Now that kid is really ‘tease proofed’ for sure.”

Mom and Dad, you don’t have to wait for the teacher to “tease proof ” your kids. You can do it in your home the same way Mr. Carey did in the classroom. What a gift you can give your child, and come to think of it, what a gift it is to a parent to know that we can send our kids out into the world “tease proofed.” Since the development of the “cool look” skill, many different kids have found sanctuary in its use. One of the most creative applications was seen at a local school where the kids seem to take great pleasure in claiming to do research on the behavior of other kids’ mothers and attacking each other with this information when they are mad. One kid yelled out to the other,“Yo momma’s a ho’.’ The youngster being attacked put on his “cool look” and returned, “Yeah, I tell her to be nice, but she gets mad when I tell her what to do.” With this he turned and walked away. The teacher who witnessed this reported that the attacker’s mouth fell open and all he could say under his breath was, “Man, that guy’s weird. He is really weird.”

Try this at home and spend 15 minutes going over and over it with your kids, and see what happens. Make sure to role play a teasing kid, so that your kids can practice. Spot check them through out the week. They can kiss the hurt feelings associated with teasing goodbye!


No responses yet

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

I accept that my given data and my IP address is sent to a server in the USA only for the purpose of spam prevention through the Akismet program.More information on Akismet and GDPR.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Learn, Grow, Repeat!

Consulting – Coaching – Courses
Speaking – Seminars – Groups

Toni Allen, M.A., DMin 

"The Thought Mechanic" Newsletter

Subscribe to "The Thought Mechanic" and blow your own mindset with every issue!

This is a success preview text.

This is a error preview text.